This chick is like MacGyver!

So I read something I wasn't supposed to. Isn't that always how it happens? Men discussing women's weight. Their significant other's weights. My S.O. decided to talk about how I have gained 20lbs since we started dating. This is how the conversation went. I'm not even going to edit it.

Thinks he's too cool:
why once u get a girl she goes and gains weight on you like it aint shit

S.O.:

lol
that is like auto
Pinky gained 20 on me

Thinks he's too cool:
smh
y?
lol

S.O.:
dont know
she start cooking everyday
try to impress or something
her body was sick when I met her
but I was around her so much I didn't notice she was putting on weight

Thinks he's so cool:
then it was like pow right in the kisser!!!

S.O.:
when she gain at least it does not look as bad as other chicks. I didn;t notice until she could not finish all our 100 yard sprints

Thinks he's too cool:
Man girls are funny like that

S.O.

yeah
Girls are funny like that.

I started thinking about if women (or I ) that love our men sit around and talk about their imperfections to our girlfriends. I wonder sometimes if they even have a clue that they are NOT the same person we met when we first fell in love. Like take for example, he used to LOVE holding my hand when we first started dating. Now? ha! It's like we're in middle school "we're in public" yeah, and? or other intimate things that I can totally just put on blast on here...but I won't. Why? Because I'm better than that. Also because I wasn't supposed to read this. Moral of the story? You dig (and I didn't even dig) you find. Voila!